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dudeitsnat: Bonus Winner Sketches AskKaleCyan & Smittygir4 YAY! Thank you for drawing Smitty. This came out awesome.But the real thank you goes to my friend who Gave me his give away prize. Lightking. is one of my best friends, and this is truly

Not saying that Louise didn’t overreact, but I can really understand why she didn’t want to take anymore bullshit. But for real though, what was up with the finger sucking?

2hot2bstr8: this is so unbelievably hot. usually not one for blondes, but in this case, i can deal :) fuck him against that wall, buddy♥♥♥♥♥

jayshana: But for real.

sadgayvamp: nsfbetlv: And so it begins! I’ve been pondering this idea but now I think it’s time to do something about it. For real. Gonna look for and recruit artists, but for now I want to see who is wanting to do the art after I state what’s

Yay! Number things!Also, the 6666th follower was not a pornbot afterall xD it was @phietto ! (thought the @ thing was a feature on here now, but i guess not)And thanks to everyone for following me, whether it’s been for a couple of hours or a couple

Floor Bored is always on time to watch Nikita’s live cam sessions. Sometimes she imagines herself in place of the ponies on screen, but for the time being, nikita will only know her as “XXxxanim3Lov3rxxXX”

you know considering my kinks (powerplay, monster fucking, size diff…) you’d think I’d be REAL into A/B/O but for some reason I’m completely ambivalent about it

HAHAHAHAHAHAH I FUCKING KNEW IT. Is a fact, that you always have to screw Spider-Man in a Civil War event, is a golden rule.(Although, my first guess was Peter, but i mean, it’s not like Marvel is gonna rehash the entire event right? i mean scewing

peach-tongue:Hey i know this is strictly my horny blog but, for real, if you don’t support Black Lives Matter you can get the fuck out. You’re not wanted here.

bando–grand-scamyon: No but for real. Money and racism trump logic in america lmao

I have no idea what I'm doing.

gem-femme:the-faktory:gem-femme:When y’all talk about the AIDS epidemic and Reagan, please do not leave out black people. Like for real, there’s several popular posts that circulate around this site about the epidemic in the 80’s and none of them

rosesau:ghosts 👻they’re real. for sure 100% they’re real i know from experiencei haven’t personally Experienced anything paranormal but they’ve gotta be realpossibly real but i’m not entirely convincedthere’s no

Blah I’ve grown attached to you and I know you have to me too but I don’t wanna ruin our perfect platonic love relationship that we’ve created by being too needy because I have a bad habit of doing that XD

avelera:rodimusstars:izzybutt:rinmatsuokas:octoberspirit:pipchirisu:Let’s stop asking Who’s the boy/girl in the relationship and start asking who’s the blue/red.Yeah, I can see it.

knownformystache:daddyspalace:submissivefeminist:Condoms are only 98% effective when used correctly.Sugar can cause infections in the vagina. This means things like chocolate sauce, honey, and lubricants with glycerin can be harmful.Having sex with an

When it hits you that squad quite possibly actually does not care. Even when you try and tell them that you don’t feel like they care.

My roommate and her girlfriend are having extremely loud sex in the next room. I can’t even drown them out with TV…… So much for quiet study hours….. :/

hey-shoes: jtl4: Slippery when wet. Back to the regular pose 😂 but for real I need my legs to grow, they are strong but not big 😭😭 😂 two pose limit. What other pose could I do tho. Abs aren’t 100% so none of that.

hey-shoes: jtl4: hey-shoes: jtl4: Slippery when wet. Back to the regular pose 😂 but for real I need my legs to grow, they are strong but not big 😭😭 😂 two pose limit. What other pose could I do tho. Abs aren’t 100% so none of that.

arkaniis: arkaniis: OK ACTUALLY BUT FOR REAL THE INHERENT HILARIOUS SCHADENFREUDE OF AN AU WHERE BEN AND HUX INDEPENDENTLY DEFECT TO THE RESISTANCE HAPPILY THINKING THEY’LL NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH EACH OTHER AGAIN AND THEN— i’m just imagining

foulserpent:ive talked about this before but i Hate how a lot of the time you NEED to go to reddit to get accurate info on drug interactions with anything recreational/dangerous/potentially addictive bc like, so many health sites will just give this vague

scuttlepig: sean3116: scuttlepig: Ivan is windy Armin I’ve been calling Armin “not-Ivan” for 23 episodes now. I like you friiiieeeend nah but for real I just like Golden Sun’s version of “small shy intellectual blond child supporting

dunhamsanddreamscapes: “I don’t want to be with you.She’s taken everything.” no but for real peter how could you not fucking see that

lindsaybottos: skiitten: lindsaybottos: skiitten: brattyfeminist: please end vagina-centric feminism What? What is feminism about if it’s not for the liberation of females? Wtf? *rolling my eyes* not all women have vaginas But like what the

cyrilelijah: please watch this ad for a squirting dildo called Buster McNut

natashasledger: my problem is that i like boys in theory but not in practice so if i see a cute boy i’m like “damn i would” but when faced with actually dating one i’m just like “nah”

sapphicuurges:thickness-protection-program:Not to sound controversial but “barely legal” shouldn’t be a porn category Neither should “teen”

thotiemusprime: think-progress: think-progress: Africa is the world’s second largest continent. But it’s not unusual for Americans to classify it as a single entity, ignoring the many cultural, economic and geographic differences between its 47

dieaerzte: lnannibal: dieaerzte: it would be fucked up if sex were real wtf are you talking about i was just saying that like if sex were real that would be fucked up The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. Just saying

moisemorancy: vagabond-named-veli: o-kaytee: liftedandgiftedd: these are my goals for real For. Real. Warmed my heart Yup. If I could buy my mama her dream car I’ll die happy

trishmishtree: teamironmanforever: somepretty-things: hufflepufffharry: chonceinalifetime: 4rkham-asylum: chonceinalifetime: not voting for hillary clinton is a vote for donald trump But also THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO CHOICES IN THIS ELECTION pls

redsatinsheets:santeria is literally a slave religion. it has extremely deep roots in the caribbean slave trade and hearing white people complain about it…..its just alot. no. our religion is not inviting. its not open. for a fucking reason bitch lmao

all-the-ackermans: Source [please do not remove source] Cute maid Levi here to clean your blog (◡‿◡✿)

I keep waking up.

setheverman: setheverman: setheverman: setheverman: my dishwasher is giving me electric shocks everytime i touch it and i have a feeling that this is Not Great cause everytime we touch i get this feeling: no but for real, i really need to call an

ayejiahchillout: no but for real can we get a statement from the parents of Plies and Kirk Franklin to dispute the allegations that they are not in fact the same person because……

ufo-spooky: trashythingsgohere: I live in a very classy area I know this is supposed to be a joke but FOR REAL tell your health provider about ANY street drugs or prescription pills you got in your system. They will not ever call the cops on you, you

ufo-spooky: trashythingsgohere: I live in a very classy area I know this is supposed to be a joke but FOR REAL tell your health provider about ANY street drugs or prescription pills you got in your system. They will not ever call the cops on you, you

eanajakilam: jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle: when youre in a group chat but you’re obviously not part of the group Every group chat I’m in

jaclcfrost: it’s so awkward being asked “do you really think that lowly of yourself?” because no? of course not? buddy, i was just.. kidding around.. haha, funny, haha? humor, you know? but also truthfully: yeah. absolutely. without a doubt. hold

peg-leg-princess: i hate it when people get pretentious about video games. like okay i get that you have this deep love for zelda and skyrim and i respect that but can you not shit on people liking cooking mama or animal crossing and telling them it’s

trapcard: I know this might be a wild concept but you can be critical of someone and still be a fan or support them. like pointing out harmful behaviours/actions of someone does not automatically mean you have to demonize them as a whole lol.

sadkuthi: it makes me so uncomfortable when people ask me “where do you see yourself in [x] years” like……..i see myself cold in the ground my guy but thats not the answer u want to hear so this is an awkward predicament we’re in huh

cockchomp: not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

thezohar: floating-head: This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but the phrase “real UFO” bothers me any UFO is a real UFO as long as it’s unidentified and flying because that’s what those words mean weather or not it’s an alien is a different

autisticmage: not to be an Sjw™ but uh…. trigger jokes are essentially jokes about actual ptsd and the real, terrifying, and often humiliating symptoms that come with it. maybe it’s because im not hip w/ the kids, but i don’t really understand

pat-stump-against-cgl: Okay, but I’m being 1,000% serious now. Survivors and victims don’t give a fuck if their abuser changed. They really don’t care. It does not change what the abuser did. No matter what you think, survivors and victims are still

lavenderpanda: deathcomes4u: smallestbird: (artist voice) im not a furry but 20 dollars is 20 dollars LOL man furries pay better than that @desert-gurl

shitboy96: I love how straight people will say girlfriend and boyfriend when referring to straight couples but whenever it’s a gay couple they break out “partner” like I’m not a cowboy

zeiddo: *ejects heart out mouth* no but for real I long to paint this so much yet I feel my mother would question my existence because like it or not to an outsider this looks very homosexually suggestive and that’s not okay in my household but YET

lmfao I truly do not understand why ppl act like everything bad must be avoided. Why is bad not good I mean It can be the best.

koalanurples: ok but for real fall out boy isnt given enough credit for a lot of their songs okay i mean look at this not to mention theyve infected other bands plus their lyrics are so sassy so

malenamorgan: I’m not trying to be a bitch here, but for real- I am not a child. Why the hell would I use stupid messaging apps?

ezramillrs: ok so we had this family gathering thing and i got drunk for the frist time in a year because fuck how else can i survive my family and yeah my dad was like “do you know what, being drunk looks fine on a young man, but not a young woman

but for real I wish that just some of the domme or sob women that interact with me on here were represented in the dating pool. Dating is not my thing but I’d probably enjoy trying if I thought that there were any real possibility.

amaranthdesires:but for real I wish that just some of the domme or sob women that interact with me on here were represented in the dating pool. Dating is not my thing but I’d probably enjoy trying if I thought that there were any real possibility.

i know i draw them making out sometimes but for real, for real. the way i see it, they’re in the puppy love/schoolboy crush stage and they might not have realized or come to terms with it yet. they’ll carry on like normal until one day they’ll really

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